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Idiots!

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22 May 2012 19:32 #40960 by Tommo
Re: Idiots was created by Tommo
Auto glass would do It for free wouldn't they of your
Fully comp?

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22 May 2012 19:33 #40961 by vitara_mad
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did you catch them doing it ???

is it n/s door or n/s rear & hard top or soft top

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22 May 2012 19:34 #40962 by vitara_mad
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Tommo wrote: Auto glass would do It for free wouldn't they of your
Fully comp?


there is normaly a exess to pay

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22 May 2012 19:53 #40964 by vitara_mad
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ive got the window

pm sent

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22 May 2012 20:02 #40966 by Smoggy
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MysticRich wrote: It's nearside front door and its not worth doing with excess cos its more than window lol.
Didn't get out intime to catch him but our lass got a good look and knows who he. Usual waster but I,ve plenty of time and a name and address :whistle:


Hey Rich hows about you and the wakey lads have a Jimny pay n play event trying to drive your jimnys over his car. If he hasnt got a car then tie him to the back and drag him thro 4ft of water. Its all legal :)

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22 May 2012 20:17 #40968 by reaper
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+1 /\
In fact lets make it a forum event :evil:

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22 May 2012 20:35 - 22 May 2012 20:38 #40970 by stevedumptruck63
Replied by stevedumptruck63 on topic Re: Idiots!
iam in :evil:
just bought another jimny,would love to test it out on some f#'";ng idiots skull.
Last edit: 22 May 2012 20:38 by stevedumptruck63.

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22 May 2012 21:05 #40975 by robs5230
Replied by robs5230 on topic Re: Idiots!
perhaps i could use his forearm as a spring spacer to cure the jimny lean. the rest would fall off whilst offroading leaving a neat tidy job

standard jimny - for now

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22 May 2012 21:32 #40978 by Smoggy
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Please can we wait just a bit til I get my 33s on then I can cause even more damage. :cheer:

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22 May 2012 21:54 #40979 by Tommo
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tie them to the end of a tow rope and drive off?
or is that abit extreme lol

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23 May 2012 00:59 #40988 by ZookFastback
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Caution: Language

Might I suggest that you use this method for "Getting Even". :evil:

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know,
take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to
make. I found the number and dialled it. A man answered,
saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is David. Could I please speak with
Robert Campbell?"


Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f*kin number!"
and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe
that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robert's correct number
to call him, I found that I had accidentally transposed
the last two digits.

After hanging up with him, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When
the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're a
C*nt!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'C*nt' next to
it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks,
when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell,
"You're a C*nt!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "C*nt" calling
would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,
this is John Smith from BT . I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our
Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and
said, "That's because you're a C*nt!"

One day I was at Lakeside Shopping Centre, getting ready to pull into a
parking spot. Some guy in a gunmetal grey Land Rover cut me
off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and
yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the
idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I
wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first C*nt (I had his
number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the
Land Rover C*nt, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the gunmetal grey Land Rover for sale?" Yes,
it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I
asked. "Yes, I live at 129 Alice Street, in Ilford. It's a terraced house,
and the car's parked right out in front."

"What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Steve Hansen," he said. "When's a
good time to catch you, Steve?" "I'm home most days as
I'm currently unemployed." "Listen, Steve, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?" "Steve, you're a C*nt!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had
a problem, I had two a**eholes to call. Then one day I
came up with an idea. I called C*nt #1.

"Hello?" "You're a C*nt!" (But I didn't hang up.) "Are you still there?" he
asked. "Yeah," I said. "Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said. "Who are you?" he asked. "My name is Steve Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?" "I live at 129 Alice Street,
Ilford, a terraced house, with my gunmetal grey Land Rover parked out the
front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Steve. And
you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really
scared, C*nt," and hung up.

Then I called C*nt #2. "Hello?" he said. "Hello, C*nt," I said. He yelled,
"If I ever find out who you are..." "You'll do what?" I
said. "I'll kick your a*se," he exclaimed. I answered, "Well, C*nt, here's
your chance. I'm coming over right now."


Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at
129 Alice Street, Ilford , and that I was on my way over
there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 5 News about the hoodie
war going down in Alice Street, Ilford.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Alice Street. I got there just
in time to watch two C*nts beating the cr*p out of each
other in front of six police cars, an overhead police helicopter and a News
crew.

Now I feel MUCH better.

Take it from me, anger management really works...

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23 May 2012 12:24 #41000 by darthloachie
Replied by darthloachie on topic Re: Idiots!
suggest that if you want to do something other than report it to the police you keep it to yourself

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