Lambert's rant against the world

This may get added to over time and please feel free to join in.

So because reasons I have no choice with the toyota than to carry a spare wheel inside the back. Bit of a pain but better than relying on a can of goo and an inflator. OK fair enough.  So I look on line for a wheel bag to put said tyre into, find a listing that covers the size and allegedly bigger. Ask me how much I have had to fight it to get the tyre in? Lots. Almost not worth bothering but it's in and hopefully will never need to come back out. 

Also what is it with value engineering things like phone holders to the point that they would oblige you to drive on a surface as smooth as glass for the phone to stay where you want it or worse fall on the floor which is at least mildly distracting. 

And why is it so unreasonably difficult to get waxoyl out of the refill can and into the application gun?

And finally for now, is it Saturday yet?  And if not why not? 

Oh, I think this will get added to lots