Grin for the day

My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of Swan Vesta's. His little face lit up when he tried to walk. Unfortunately, I forgot to remove the sandpaper from the bottom of his cage.

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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...

For example...

A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as
she can.

Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a
drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them
stay in our bedroom. Did you say "hello"?

A Maori and an Aborigine entered a chocolate shop

As they were busy looking around, the Aborigine stole 3 chocolate bars.

As they left the store, the Aborigine said to the Maori "Man, I'm the best
thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."

The Maori replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the
shop and I'll show you some real stealing."

So they went up to the counter and the Maori said to the shopkeeper: "Do
you want to see some real magic, man?"

The shopkeeper replied: "Yes."

The Maori said: "Give me one chocolate bar."

The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.

The Maori asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well.

He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"

The Maori replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three
bars of chocolate."