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Happy Birthday!
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07 Jul 2012 18:47 #43651
by little jimny
Happy Birthday! was created by little jimny
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and
Say, “Happy Birthday!â€, and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.â€
I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat
Despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, “Good Morning
Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!â€
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o’clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said,
“You know, It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday,
What do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.â€
I said, “Thanks, Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go !â€
We went to lunch.. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. She
Chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two
Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, “You know, It’s such a
Beautiful day… We don’t need to go straight back to the office, Do
We?â€
I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind ?†She said,
“Let’s drop by my apartment, it’s just around the corner.â€
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, “Boss, if
You don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I’ll be right back.â€
“Ok.†I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
Carrying a huge birthday cake … Followed by my wife, my kids, and
Dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthdayâ€.
…
And I just sat there.
…
On the couch.
…
Naked.
Say, “Happy Birthday!â€, and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.â€
I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat
Despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, “Good Morning
Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!â€
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o’clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said,
“You know, It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday,
What do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.â€
I said, “Thanks, Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go !â€
We went to lunch.. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. She
Chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two
Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, “You know, It’s such a
Beautiful day… We don’t need to go straight back to the office, Do
We?â€
I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind ?†She said,
“Let’s drop by my apartment, it’s just around the corner.â€
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, “Boss, if
You don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I’ll be right back.â€
“Ok.†I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
Carrying a huge birthday cake … Followed by my wife, my kids, and
Dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthdayâ€.
…
And I just sat there.
…
On the couch.
…
Naked.
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07 Jul 2012 19:24 #43654
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Belter ..... :laugh:
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09 Jul 2012 18:08 - 09 Jul 2012 18:09 #43812
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haha, i thought this was a bit of that book that every womons reading.fifty shades.
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