Turps vs Holy Water

Subject: Turpentine vs Holy Water





A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'

I passed a kidney stone once :woohoo:

Nappies and Politicians should be changed regularly and for the same reason... they soon become full of shite

I passed Blackpool Tower once!

Keefe wrote: I passed Blackpool Tower once!

bet it gave the jimny a run for its money :whistle:

No, but it was painful!