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Are You Properly Insured?

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07 Jan 2011 17:54 #9055 by Keefe
Are You Properly Insured? was created by Keefe
ARE U INSURED FOR SEX ?











THE correct insurance companies for sex .........

SEX with your wife –Legal & General

SEX with your future wife-Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone- Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

SEX in a hurry- Insure & go

SEX with a transvestite- Confused. com

SEX with some one different - Go compare. com

SEX with an animal - Compare the meerkat. com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat – Sheila's wheels

SEX with an o.a.p- Saga

SEX with a posh bird – Privilege .com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union




Sorry, I couldn't resist!

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07 Jan 2011 18:10 #9056 by biggaz
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hahaha made me chuckle thanks!


SEX with a transvestite- Confused. com

Class!

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08 Jan 2011 10:35 #9097 by zukhunter
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good one
stole it for club site thanks

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08 Jan 2011 23:41 #9145 by clunkers
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just woke my wife up coz of my laughing.
she not impressed

really funny
:laugh:

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