Sarah and Bill, both aged 91, lived in a retirement community.
They met in the Social Centre and found after a time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Bill asked Sarah out for dinner.
Much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening, they dined at the most romantic restaurant in town and Bill gave
Sarah a gift to show his affection. Despite his age, Bill was still a charmer.
Afterwards, Bill invited Sarah to join him for an after dinner drink at his place.
Things continued along a natural course, age being no inhibitor and soon Sarah had joined Bill in bed.
As they were basking in the after-glow of the magic moment they’d shared, each was lost for a time in
their own thoughts.
Bill was thinking: “If only I’d known she was still a virgin, I would have been more gentleâ€ÂÂ.
Sarah was thinking: “If only I’d known he could still do it, I would have taken my tights offâ€ÂÂ.
YOU DON’T STOP LAUGHING WHEN YOU GET OLD. YOU GET OLD WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING.
